Thursday, 8 March 2012

Race against time


I'll be running the 2012 Virgin London Marathon on behalf of Mind, the leading mental health charity in England and Wales. You can sponsor me by visiting http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/AndyCraig and follow my progress on Twitter and Facebook. Read about all of the excellent work Mind do by visiting Mind.org.uk.

The lead up to any major English sporting event wouldn't be complete without a metatarsal scare, and I've done my bit to ensure that this year's London Marathon is no different. 

A pain on the outside of my right foot that began a week last Saturday felt much worse after last Thursday's effort. An inconclusive x-ray and an appointment with the specialist later (whose name I initially misheard rather ominously as Mr Butcher - thankfully, it's Mr Bircher), I'm now booked in for an MRI scan next week to investigate a possible stress fracture or some other pediatric loveliness. 

I know that literally some of you may be worried about my participation in this year's marathon, but I'm still confident of being on the start line on the 22nd April - a focus that has been redoubled since reaching my initial sponsorship target in the last few days. A massive thank you to everyone who's donated so far (and to those who haven't - pull your finger out). My projected target times may have to be revised depending on the results of the scan, but regardless of that, I want to make sure I haul myself around the 26 miles to repay the generosity you have all shown.

For now though, it's rest, and there are few places better to do that than the spa city of Budapest. Back on Sunday.

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

Songs that go run

I'll be running the 2012 Virgin London Marathon on behalf of Mind, the leading mental health charity in England and Wales. You can sponsor me by visiting http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/AndyCraig and follow my progress on Twitter and Facebook. Read about all of the excellent work Mind do by visiting Mind.org.uk.
 
Given that I've asked you all for song recommendations to accompany me on a marathon (and that you're all rather predictable souls), it hasn't been entirely surprising that a number of suggestions contain "run" in the title. With that in mind, I whimsically decided half an hour before an eight mile run last Thursday to put together a completely new playlist, consisting of 65 songs from my iTunes library that feature the word run. My only proviso? It had to be used in the correct context (i.e. the physical act of running), which disappointingly ruled out Keep the car running by Arcade Fire and any track suffixed with ...Feat. Run DMC.

With shuffle pressed, I set off. These were the results:


Delta Goodrem - Running Away: Not exactly the start I was looking for, made doubly disappointing by the realisation that I possess a Delta Goodrem album. You probably don't need to be told this, but warbly Antipodean lady-pop is not very good to exercise to, no matter how lovely her face is. Set the tone for an erratic pace over the eight miles.

Memory Tapes - Run Out: An improvement. The first minute felt as though I was running through the end credits of an earnest 80s coming of age drama, and that's no bad thing, surely? 

No Doubt - Running: A No Doubt song that I have no recollection of ever hearing before, despite it being on their singles collection. Chorus contained the words "running, running, as fast as we can", which makes me think Gwen Stefani is more of a sprinter than a long distance runner (admittedly, "running, running, at a consistent and comfortable pace" wouldn't be as catchy).

Cut Copy - Midnight Runner: A short yet uplifting burst from the Aussie bleep-merchants, providing the perfect backdrop to crossing the Thames over Hammersmith Bridge (admittedly not at midnight).

The National - Runaway: As a child, I was often forced to accompany my mum to Mackay's, a shop specialising in mum-wear in the heart of Formby village. Without exception, my limbs would turn to lead every time we stepped inside, leading my 7 year old self to believe I was physically allergic to floral polyester (a fact I made sure did not escape mum's attention). Overcome by lethargy, I would endeavour to sit down anywhere I could: the seats by the shoe section; the small ledge in the front window display; the changing rooms (much to the annoyance of those trying on dresses. Especially if they were already in there). It was a special kind of fatigue I had always thought was reserved for sulking infants, but then I tried running to this song, and I was 7 years old again, staring at row upon row of houndstooth maternity blouses. The National are a great band, but unless you want to know how it feels to suffer from M.E. for five and a half minutes keep them well away from your gym playlist.

Wolf Parade - You Are A Runner And I Am My Father's Son: Probably just as awful as some of the others on this list to run to, but I was so grateful that the previous song had ended it didn't register. I did, however, notice an alarming similarity to Cold War Kids' We Used To Vacation which was released a year later. 

Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God): Frankly, I'm disappointed that no one's recommended this yet. There aren't any hills to run up in Barnes, but this is such a belting tune it didn't matter a jot. Lovely stuff.

Beatles - Run For Your Life: Progress! Typical jingly-jangly (albeit a bit dark) closer to Rubber Soul gave me two decent songs in a row for the first time of the evening, although hearing John Lennon tell me "you better run for your life if you can, little girl" was slightly disconcerting, not least for reminding me of my childhood P.E. lessons.

Zola Jesus - Run Me Out: Progress judderingly halted. When exercising, this is the musical equivalent of being spurred on from the wound-down window of a hearse. Whilst running through treacle. In flip flops. There's a time and place for this song. Four miles into a run is not one of them.

Velvet Underground - Run Run Run: If Zola Jesus was a metaphorical sinking ship, The Velvet Underground proved to be an equally metaphorical lifeboat. A lovely lifeboat with a big engine and filled with beer and a complete set of obscure Eastern European Subbuteo teams to keep me entertained during the journey back to shore. Despite being from one of my all-time favourite albums, I'm ashamed to say it took an email from a man who's name isn't Chris Fox to remind me of its value to a running playlist (and simultaneously provide the inspiration for this very blog). Love love love Run Run Run.

Bogshed - Run To The Temple: This mid-80s indie band, whose sound was described as "shambling" by John Peel, were originally known as The Amazing Roy North Penis Band. None of those words are a typo. It's got a good beat to it which is well suited to running, but now you know they used to be called The Amazing Roy North Penis Band I'm pretty sure you won't be concerned about that.

Missy Elliott - We Run This: Samples Sugarhill Gang's Apache (Jump On It), which is all well and good, but this track was rendered null and void for breaking the proviso stipulated in the first paragraph. Spent the entirety of this song annoyed with myself for failing to spot this earlier.

DJ Shadow - Run For Your Life: Sharing a title with The Beatles' entry earlier, this has a furious pace that is perhaps too quick for anyone wanting to avoid heart failure when running long distances. Samples Miles Davis What I Say, and made me think of Wacky Races for reasons I'm not really sure of.

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Runaway: Also shares a title with a previous entry, this time with The National. Couldn't really judge it objectively as I was once again grateful that I wasn't running along to The National. Or The Corrs. They have a song called Runaway too. That would have been awful

Animal Collective - No More Runnin': Perfectly apt, starting as it did at the very moment I turned into my road.


So there we have it. Some good, some bad, but anything called Runaway should be left on your Songs to cry along to playlist.